WELCOME TO MY PAGE O JUNK
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME? WELL, PROBABLY THE FACT THAT I HAPPEN TO BE THE COOLEST KID IN ME HOMETOWN, BUT ACTUALLY, IM A LOSER, SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE. BUT I AM EXTREMELY SEXY.
YEAH, I WISH THAT WAS ME,HEHE. I JUST DIDN'T AHVE ANYTHING BETTER TO USE, AND THERE MAKIN ME USE PICS. ANYWAYS, I AM GOING TO USE THIS PAGE TO DO WHAT I WANT, SO TODAY, I THINK I WILL TYPE SOME OF MY THOUGHTS, HEAR WE GO, THE FIRST THING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS MONICA LEWINSKY, SHE IS THE DUMBEST PROSTITUTE I HAVE EVER SEEN. I MEAN REALLY NOW, LOOK AT HER, SHE'S ALWAYS HAPPY, AND GIGGLING, SHE'S A DITZ. SECOND, WHILE IN LOVE WITH THE PRESIDENT, SHE WINDS UP SEEING ANOTHER MAN, AND SHE WINDS UP HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH THIS MAN. SHE SAYS ON TV THAT SHE DIDN'T HAVE REALLY HEAVY FEELINGS FOR HIM, BUT SHE STILL HAD THE INTERCOURSE WITH HIM, AND SHE WINDS UP GETING PREGNANT FROM HIM, AND SHE GETS AN ABORTION, WHAT A PROSTITUTE. SHE ACTS LIKE SHE DID NOTHING WRONG, BUT SHE IS THE ONE THAT IS AT FAULT, JUST AS MUCH AS WILLIAM "I NEVER INHALED" CLINTON. I WONT START ON THAT TOPIC, HE HAD TO BE HIGH IN ORDER NOT TO INHALE, WHAT A MORON. HES A FREAK OF NATURE, I LOVE OUR PRESIDENT. LETS SEE WHAT ELSE I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT. HMMMMMMMM. DOES ANYONE THINK ITS NOT RIGHT THAT BEER AND CIGARETTE COMMERCIALS GET IN TROUBLE FOR PORTRAYING FALSE IMAGES, BUT CHEERIOS DOESN'T GET IN ANY TROUBLE WHEN ONE DAY, A KID STRIKES OUT, AND THEN THE NEXT TIME, AFTER EATING CHEERIOS, HE HITS A HOME RUN INTO A SPACESHIP, NOW COME ON, THAT HAS GOT TO BE PORTRAYING A FALSE IMAGE. INTERESTING QUOTE FOR YALL TO THINK ABOUT ADOLF HITLER ONCE SAID, WHAT LUCK FOR RULERS THAT MEN DONT THINK. BUT BACK ON TRACK, ANYONE EVER GET RUN OVER BY A CAR. THEM THINGS HURT, THEY REALLY DO, MY FRIEND RAN OVER MY ANKLE WHEN I WAS GETTING OUT AT A RED LIGHT, I FELT IT CRACK, AND HE FREAKED AND TOOK A FEW SECONDS TO GET THE CAR IN REVERSE. WOW, I COULDN'T WALK FOR 2 DAYS, THAT WAS REALLY STUPID TO JUMP OUT AT A RED LIGHT. BUT BACK TO OTHER THINGS, LETS SEE, WHAT SHOULD I TALK ABOUT, SEND ME MAIL, TELL ME WHAT TO TALK ABOUT

IF YOU LOOK CAREFULLY, YOU'LL SEE ME
VALENTINES DAY IS JUST HALLMARKS WAY OF MAKING LOSERS LIKE ME FEEL PATHETIC. :(
IF GIRLS CAN WEAR PANTS, GUYS CAN WEAR SKIRTS!!!!
MY GOD CAN KICK YOUR GODS BUTT!!!!
IF YOU WAIT TEN SECONDS, YOU MIGHT JUST SEE ME FALL BY THE WINDOW.
WAIT FOR IT WAIT FOR IT, ALMOST THERE NOT YET, JUST ABOUT TO JUMP, AND THERE I GO, FALLING
FALLING
FALLING, PAST WINDOW, RIGHT THEN, DID YOU SEE ME, IF U DID, THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU, BECAUSE I CANT JUMP OFF AN IMAGINERY BUILDING. I BET IF U THOUGHT YOU SAW ME, YOU FEEL STUPID

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